In the pool of people's names, my name Kei is often the shortest and simplest. "Not Just A Letter" emphasizes that my persona, in contrast to the letter "k" hinted by my name, is neither typical nor ordinary. There are exciting (and sometimes out of this world) twists and turns in who I am and what I do. I hope you follow my journey in illustrating myself using an electrifying medley of letters (and a keyboard) as my tool.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

hindi tayo tao. hindi din hayop. BAGAY tayo. hahahaha..

for this post, i'm going to put up a collection of pick-up lines (english and tagalog) and edited lyrics thingy... since laughing and playing clue were the highlight of my day, the jokes given today reminded me of this... haha... wala nmn kasing ikwekwento masyado e... so i2 na lang (warning - ung iba medyo malaswa...haha) .... kung may iba pa kayong alam lagay niyo na lang sa cbox. :D
Pick-Up Lines (English)

Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

Girl, you gotta be tired cuz you been runnin' through my mind all day.

Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Was you Father an Alien? Cuz honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

The word of the the day is legs. Let's go to your house and spread the word.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'd make your bed rock.

Your name must be Mickey, because you're so fine. You're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey.

I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

PAMATAY na pick-up lines (tagalog... duh) haha

Minamalat na naman ang puso ko. Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo

Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?? Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko

Uy picture tayo!! Para ma-develop tayo!!!

Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushootba kita? Hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..5.

Can i take your picture?? Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!

Exam ka ba? Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

Centrum ka ba?? Kasi you make my life complete!!

Miss pwede ba kita maging driver?? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?? Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo

Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? Kasi type kita

I hate to say this but... You are like myunderwear... Coz i can't last a day without you!!

Ibibili kita ng salbabida... Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko

Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?? Single kasi ako eh.

Me lisensya ka ba?? Coz you're driving me crazy eh

May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?? May sira ata relo ko.. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko

Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh... Coz all i ever think of is you

I'm a bee... Can you be my honey??

Nakakatakot diba ang multo?? Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko

Am i a bad shooter?? Coz I keep on missing you

Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?? Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuomo na agad..

Bangin ka ba?? Nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo

Pustiso ka ba?? Kasi I can't smile without you

May butas ba puso mo?? Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, and I can't find my way out!!

Hey, did you fart?? Coz you blew me away!!

Sana "T" na lang ako... Para i'm alwaysright next to "U"

Hndi tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop. BAGAY tayo.BAGAY tlga tayo.

Ako ay isang exam... Kaya sagutin mo na ako...

Geometry ba favorite subj. mo? Kasi kahit anong angle ang cute mo.

Alam mo b scientist aq? Kasi ikaw ang lab ko

Ano height mo? Pano ka nagkasya s puso ko?

May licence k b? C0z ur driving me crazy...

PAG MURA ANG SONGHITS NA NABILI MO…

I decided long ago, never to walk in edu manzano… (I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone’s shadow)

Cry by Mandy Moore - A walk to remember… it was late afternoon! (I’ll always remember, it was late afternoon)

All My Life by K-ci and Jojo - supposed to be you’re like my mother,supposed to be you’re like my sister (close to me you’re like my mother… close to me you’re like my sister)

Where’s the Love - People killing, people flying, children hurt an living, crying… (People killing, people dying; children hurt and you hear them crying)

Leaving on a jet plane - so kiss me and SMAFFLE me… (so kiss me and smile for me…)

Usher & Alicia’s My Boo - It started when we were younger you were NINE… (It started when we were younger you were mine)Here’s more: … and you were my BEYBLADE… it started when were younger you were FINE…

If I Ain’t Got You by Alicia Keys - “some people want TAMBOURINES..” (diamond rings)Britney’s Baby One More Time - My ONLY NEST is killing me… and I…….. (My loneliness….)
Thumbthumping (Chumbawumba) - I get knocked down by an elephant, my mommas’s gonna bring me down… (I get knocked down, but I get up again…)

Crush by Jennifer Paige - “i-splash, a little crush..” (”it’s just.. a little crush..”)

Red Hot’s Californication - “Viva Californication….” (Dream of Californication…)

No Scrubs, TLC - “A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fine but is also known as a BUS STOP” (buster)

Waterfalls by TLC: Don’t go JASON waterfalls… (Chasin’)

John Mayer - You’re ALICE IN WONDERLAND… You’re ALICE IN WONDERLAND I’ll use my hands (Body is a wonderland)

Baa Baa Black Sheep: “Baa baa black sheep, heavy on the road…”

With A Smile by Eraserheads: “Lift ur HAND.. baby dont be scared.. of the things that could go wrong along the way.. (HEAD!!!)

Wag Na Wag Mong Sasabihin by Kitchie Nadal: maaaaaaaaaag… , magdamag mongsasabihin……

On Bended Knees by Boyz II Men: Oh God give me the reason, I’M DOWN… ABANDON ME… (I’m down on bended knee)

Soul of Christ… sat beside me… (sanctify me! )

Nothing's gonna change my love for you... you know NAMAN MY LOVE how much I love you...

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS... HAHA! uy mahirap i2 icompile at ireformat ah... haha...