In the pool of people's names, my name Kei is often the shortest and simplest. "Not Just A Letter" emphasizes that my persona, in contrast to the letter "k" hinted by my name, is neither typical nor ordinary. There are exciting (and sometimes out of this world) twists and turns in who I am and what I do. I hope you follow my journey in illustrating myself using an electrifying medley of letters (and a keyboard) as my tool.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

DALOY


VOTE DALOY FOR JUNIOR COUNCIL ! :D
hay grabe... struggle gawin itong mga campaign images.

Friday, February 15, 2008

hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos - winnie the pooh

before i tell you about yesterday AKA S.A.D. (single awareness day), let me share this first...

HAHA... this is FUNNY... this is a pinoy soliloquy (AWARE last year? thx sir abodiles!). it's a thing where insignificant objects are personified.

Pinapaikot mo lang ako. Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mo na lang ako. - Electric fan

Hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos. - Winnie the Pooh

Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo. Pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo. - Ipis

Hala! Sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo - Shrimp

Ayoko na! Pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang maraming tao ang nagagalit! Wala ba akong karapatang magmahal?!? - Gasolina

Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya. - Plema

Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako’y sa iyo. Ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao ganun mo na lang ako itanggi. - Utot

Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako. - Basketball

You never know what you have till you lose it. And once you lose it, you can never get it back. - Snatcher

Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka. Mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa? Bakit palipat-lipat ka? - TV

Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c. - Kilikili

Sige, batihin mo ako…. Sigeee….. BATEEEEEE!!! - Omelette

Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako! - Libag

funny dba? ang drama nung electric fan... pati nung ipis... tsaka ung shrimp... actually lahat cla... haha...

anyway... so kahapon... haha. syempre para sa iba Valentine's Day... pero for most of us S.A.D...... haha... depressing ba? hindi ah

bat napapatagalog ako d2? haha... wala lang... feel lang... nkktamad magenglish e...
so anyway... kahapon nga... aside from Valentine's Day/ SAD, tradition na sa CSA na teacher's day din tuwing feb. 14. pano kaya nung saturday/sunday ang valentine's? kailan ung teacher's day? (haha... one of life's unanswered question ba i2? obvious nmn ang sagot e... haha...)

mahirap din pala magtagalog... okay, back to english... haha

since it was teacher's day, we had to prepare something for ms. g and sir t... the truth is i'm not as close to them as the other 2b people since i'm in the math and science pull-out... pero close pa rin syempre.... i still see ms. g every homeroom time.... and sir t was my math pull-out teacher last year.... so okay pa rin.... haha.. pero un nga, hindi masyado... mas maraming beses ko pa nga nakikita si sir manaay e... well actually lahat kami. (muhahaha... syempre, english and research = 6 mtgs/week) pero un... mas kilala pa rin cla ng mga kaklase ko... nevertheless, i of course did my best to express how much i appreciate them as my teachers...

the petal roses were simply beautful... tamang tama to set the mood... pero parang kasal ... ok lang... basta ang ganda tignan.... when they came in, we had the prayer and then we gave the 8R picture mosaic thingy (yes, memorize ung size? syempre ako nagpaprint e... mura pala dun sa photoshop sa tabi ng lumang jollibee sa park square) after that, we gave our own presents them led them to the biolab where yam's video of all our messages were shown... haha... marami pala samin video-genic (may ganun ba? basta hindi na ako kasama sa mga taong un)... tapos un lang... as compared to last year, i think our "presentation" is more meaningful.....

after that, we went to the gym... nothing special happened really... except when a coordinator/administrator shouted "PUNYETA!!!" in the microphone.... nabigla tlga ako dun ah... syempre kilala niyo na kung sino siya... haha. funneh... kind of ironic really... whatever happened to values they want to teach... you gotta practice what you preach gaya ng sabi ng black eyed peas. haha.. ang corny... anyway....

aun.. we (me and the 2b people na hindi nagdadate) walked to JR's 2nd house in paraiso st.... haha... grabe noh, 2nd? sana one day masabi ko rin, "i'm going to my 2nd house down the street" haha... grabe, pareho pang sobrang laki at ganda... prehong street pa... LOL.. gusto ko ngang nakawin ung isa e... kung pwede lang... haha.... so anyway, we walked there for our planned "party" since some people weren't allowed to go to the mall. but we walked to treats first for a lunch at kitaro... i had the 5-piece tempura. okay na rin. haha... they gave us free ballers with i love kitaro written on it... haha, hndi ko alam kung cno mga naguwi.

after that, we went back to jr's house. first, we attempted to "party" with the ipod on the speakers as source of sounds... pero ang corny ng mga tao e... tsaka wala sa mood...

haha... after like some time of laughing and doing nothing, we played truth, dare or strip... ako actually nagsuggest nung strip... haha.... wala nmng na strip e.. kasi ang corny pa rin ng mga tao.... slippers, shoes, socks, belt, and polo and jacket as outer clothing lang... haha... nkktawa pa rin... pinakakawawa c raj... the glue thingy (wala kasing bottle) kept on landing at raj... nung wala na siyang mastrip and nasagot na niya ung gus2 nilang malaman, dinare na lang siyang ilagay ung ulo niya sa pool... haha... funny... struggle para sa kanya e... haha... nakakakilig ung mga questions... haha..... may mga sumayaw pa as dare... yiheee... at syempre aminan ng most "likeable"... pero seret na ung juicy details... tuwing truth or dare, laging "walang lalabas" ang
batas...

so after the truth, dare or strip, we kind of like had a... uhm... basta.... a thing wherein we all said things never to be divulged to another human being... hay, basta, kung ano man nangyari dun, secret na lang para hindi magkaroon ng world war... haha. labo.

so after ng truth, dare or strip and the "thing" (mga after 2 1/2 hours), since wala na kaming magawa, some people played pusoy dos and some people (including me) played this clue-like harry potter board game... ang saya niya... sobra... haha... meron kasing ghost na pwedeng hangaran/kainin ung mga tao... ang sama ni romano, lagi akong inaapi T_T... ok lang, in the end wala namang nanalo e.... haha... basta ang saya niya tlga.. bblhin ko un i swear.

since gutom na kami ulet (mga 5 na), we all ordered pizza hut... sarap tlga ng cheezy crust... then we all went to starbucks..... haha, grabe tlga.. tawa lang kami ng tawa... tapos ang weird pa nung tawa namin.... nahaluan nga daw alcohol ung pizza e... haha, basta nkkhiya... ang ingay namin.... bentang-benta tlga mga corny jokes ni ivan... haha... tapos after nagsubside ung tawanan, more serious stuff was talked about... haha... un lang... pagkauwi ko pago na pagod na ako so natulog na ako agad.....

over-all, it was a great day.... haha.... ironic ba? syempre kung single pag valentine's, imbis na magmukmok, magpakasaya na lang... thanks for making S.A.D. not sad at all! nkktamad magblog tungkol sa fair... wala nmng nangyari e... ang corny kaya.... haha

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

hindi tayo tao. hindi din hayop. BAGAY tayo. hahahaha..

for this post, i'm going to put up a collection of pick-up lines (english and tagalog) and edited lyrics thingy... since laughing and playing clue were the highlight of my day, the jokes given today reminded me of this... haha... wala nmn kasing ikwekwento masyado e... so i2 na lang (warning - ung iba medyo malaswa...haha) .... kung may iba pa kayong alam lagay niyo na lang sa cbox. :D
Pick-Up Lines (English)

Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

Girl, you gotta be tired cuz you been runnin' through my mind all day.

Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Was you Father an Alien? Cuz honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

The word of the the day is legs. Let's go to your house and spread the word.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'd make your bed rock.

Your name must be Mickey, because you're so fine. You're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey.

I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

PAMATAY na pick-up lines (tagalog... duh) haha

Minamalat na naman ang puso ko. Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo

Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola?? Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko

Uy picture tayo!! Para ma-develop tayo!!!

Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushootba kita? Hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..5.

Can i take your picture?? Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!

Exam ka ba? Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

Centrum ka ba?? Kasi you make my life complete!!

Miss pwede ba kita maging driver?? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

Mahilig ka ba sa asukal?? Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo

Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? Kasi type kita

I hate to say this but... You are like myunderwear... Coz i can't last a day without you!!

Ibibili kita ng salbabida... Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko

Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar?? Single kasi ako eh.

Me lisensya ka ba?? Coz you're driving me crazy eh

May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo?? May sira ata relo ko.. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko

Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh... Coz all i ever think of is you

I'm a bee... Can you be my honey??

Nakakatakot diba ang multo?? Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko

Am i a bad shooter?? Coz I keep on missing you

Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?? Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuomo na agad..

Bangin ka ba?? Nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo

Pustiso ka ba?? Kasi I can't smile without you

May butas ba puso mo?? Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, and I can't find my way out!!

Hey, did you fart?? Coz you blew me away!!

Sana "T" na lang ako... Para i'm alwaysright next to "U"

Hndi tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop. BAGAY tayo.BAGAY tlga tayo.

Ako ay isang exam... Kaya sagutin mo na ako...

Geometry ba favorite subj. mo? Kasi kahit anong angle ang cute mo.

Alam mo b scientist aq? Kasi ikaw ang lab ko

Ano height mo? Pano ka nagkasya s puso ko?

May licence k b? C0z ur driving me crazy...

PAG MURA ANG SONGHITS NA NABILI MO…

I decided long ago, never to walk in edu manzano… (I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone’s shadow)

Cry by Mandy Moore - A walk to remember… it was late afternoon! (I’ll always remember, it was late afternoon)

All My Life by K-ci and Jojo - supposed to be you’re like my mother,supposed to be you’re like my sister (close to me you’re like my mother… close to me you’re like my sister)

Where’s the Love - People killing, people flying, children hurt an living, crying… (People killing, people dying; children hurt and you hear them crying)

Leaving on a jet plane - so kiss me and SMAFFLE me… (so kiss me and smile for me…)

Usher & Alicia’s My Boo - It started when we were younger you were NINE… (It started when we were younger you were mine)Here’s more: … and you were my BEYBLADE… it started when were younger you were FINE…

If I Ain’t Got You by Alicia Keys - “some people want TAMBOURINES..” (diamond rings)Britney’s Baby One More Time - My ONLY NEST is killing me… and I…….. (My loneliness….)
Thumbthumping (Chumbawumba) - I get knocked down by an elephant, my mommas’s gonna bring me down… (I get knocked down, but I get up again…)

Crush by Jennifer Paige - “i-splash, a little crush..” (”it’s just.. a little crush..”)

Red Hot’s Californication - “Viva Californication….” (Dream of Californication…)

No Scrubs, TLC - “A scrub is a guy who thinks he’s fine but is also known as a BUS STOP” (buster)

Waterfalls by TLC: Don’t go JASON waterfalls… (Chasin’)

John Mayer - You’re ALICE IN WONDERLAND… You’re ALICE IN WONDERLAND I’ll use my hands (Body is a wonderland)

Baa Baa Black Sheep: “Baa baa black sheep, heavy on the road…”

With A Smile by Eraserheads: “Lift ur HAND.. baby dont be scared.. of the things that could go wrong along the way.. (HEAD!!!)

Wag Na Wag Mong Sasabihin by Kitchie Nadal: maaaaaaaaaag… , magdamag mongsasabihin……

On Bended Knees by Boyz II Men: Oh God give me the reason, I’M DOWN… ABANDON ME… (I’m down on bended knee)

Soul of Christ… sat beside me… (sanctify me! )

Nothing's gonna change my love for you... you know NAMAN MY LOVE how much I love you...

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS... HAHA! uy mahirap i2 icompile at ireformat ah... haha...

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

kerengkeng ka ba?

This must be the funniest test ever! I actually discovered this test a long time ago. When I took it, I ended up laughing. A LOT. AS IN A LOT. HAHAHAHA... How it was expressed was the funniest part. MEDYO malaswa nga lang... read at your own risk... LOL
*BTW I edited the layout of my blog... hope you like it... i also aded a cbox... haha... after 10 years nagets ko na din kung pano ilagay*

Kerengkeng ka ba?
(I put in bold the pinakamalasawang/funniest parts for emphasis... bwahahahaha!)

1. May nakita kang isang tao na sa tingin mo ay sobrang gwapo/ganda sa loob ng 7-11. Ano ang gagawin mo?

a. Magbubuntong-hininga at aasa na sana makita mo syang muli.
b. Susundan mo sya sa bawat sulok ng tindahan at pag napansin, kunyari naglalaro ka ng piko.
c. Kunyari mabubunggo mo sya ng di sadya, sabay flash ng close-up smile mo.
d. Lalapitan at sasabihin, "Hi Baby, gusto ko nang magka-anak!"

2. Naging single ulit yung friend mo na matagal mo nang pinag-nanasahan. Tatawag ka ba upang:
a. Mangamusta lang. After all, baka broken-hearted pa sya.
b. Imbitahin sya casually to go to a movie.
c. Makipag-SOP. Syempre hindi ka magpapakilala at iibahin mo boses mo. (SOP? GETS?)
d. Yayain sya to drop by your place, tapos pagdating nya, you'll answer the door wearing only your underwear.

3. Pumunta ka sa isang pool party kung san parang wala kang kakilala kundi yung host. Ikaw ba ay:

a. Pasimpleng pupunta sa buffet table at kukuha ng pagkain... aba minsan lang to.
b. Mag-iikot at maghahanap ng kakilala, kahit pa yung barbero nyo sa kanto.
c. Maghahanap ng cute at magsasabing, "Hey, you look familiar! Kumusta ka na?" Kahit pa obvious na di kayo magkakilala. Tapos pa-cute to the max ka na.
d. Pupunta sa may pool and loudly exclaim, "Guess who's about to go skinny-dipping!"

4. Sabado ng gabi, ano ang gagawin mo?

a. Sa bahay lang at mag-gagantsilyo.
b. Mag-aaya ng mga kaibigan para manuod ng "Talong" at "Monay" sa video.
c. Maghahanap ng party o gimik na mapupuntahan, at doon magpapa-cute.
d. Syempre I have a date! Nakahanda na din ang VIP card ko sa Anito.

5. Ano ang favorite mong pickup line?
a. Wala. Demure ako kahit t-back suot ko.
b. "Hi, I'm {name}. What's yours?" Limang minuto kong prinactice 'to at baka magkamali ako.
c. "Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?"
d. "Hi, my name's {name}. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!"

6. Ano ang pinakamapang-akit na paraan upang gamitin ang labi?
a. Sa tahimik na paghigop sa straw pero with feelings.
b. Sa mapanghalinang ngiti with matching pout ng lips.
c. Sa paghalik sa pisngi na may konting init ng hininga (siguruhing bagong sipilyo.)
d. Sa pagdila ng gatas sa labi, with matching beautiful eyes.

7. Ano ang malamang na susuutin mo sa isang first date:
a. Wish ko lang magka-date nga ako.
b. Pwede na jeans at shirt, buksan ko na lang yung top-most button.
c. For guys: tight leather pants at sleeveless shirt, sayang naman pagji-gym ko if I won't show off my muscles. For girls: micro-mini, high heels, tank-top, at malalagkit na mga tingin.
d. Sobrang hapit na damit, yung tipong hindi ka na makahinga. Tutal di mo naman susuutin ito ng matagal dahil mas mahaba ang panahon na wala kayong saplot.

8. Yumayakap ka ba sa mga kaibigan mo?
a. Que Barbaridad! Hindi noh!
b. Oo, pero di madalas. Pag matagal lang kaming hindi nagkita.
c. Pag cute lang.
d. Lagi. Syempre may kasama ng tsansing yun.

9. Alin dito ang nagawa mo na sa crush mo?
a. Managinip ng gising tungkol sa kanya.
b. Isulat ng paulit-ulit ang pangalan nya sa papel.
c. Isulat ang pangalan mo ng paulit-ulit pero apelyido nya ang gamit.
d. Magsulat ng mga pangalang iimbitahin mo sa kasal nyo.

10. Nag out of town kayo ng mga kabarkada at ikaw lang ang nag-iisang babae/lalaki. Saan ka matutulog?
a. Sa ibang kwarto.
b. Sa ibang kwarto pero iiwanang bukas ang pinto.
c. Tatabi sa kanila sa kama.
d. I'm shy eh. Sa kotse na lang kasama yung matipunong driver. Basta driver, sweet lover!

11. Sa job interview, ano ang isasagot mo sa tanong na "what are your weaknesses?"
a. "Flease, can you refeat the question again once more from the top?"
b. "My left arm. They always feel weak."
c. "Cute and chinito guys like you! Gosh!!!"
d. "Why don't you come to my place and find out for yourself? I can make YOUR knees feel weak."

12. Paano ka sumagot ng telepono?
a. "Hilo?"
b. "Haller?"
c. In your sexiest bedroom voice, "Heh-low?"
d. Answering machine... "I'm taking a hot shower, all wet and soapy. Leave a message or come to me." Beep!

13. If you were an animal, anong hayop ka kaya?
a. kuting - meow, playful lang ako.
b. aso - nangangagat ako!
c. lion - nangangain ako!
d. kabayo - sakay na!

14. Alin sa mga famous movie lines ka nakaka-relate?
a. "Ayoko ng first love, kase kung may first, eh di may second, may third... ang gusto ko MY ONLY LOVE." - Sharon Cuneta in "My Only Love"
b. "Enteng, kung anakan mo na lang kaya ako?" - Sharon Cuneta in "Kung Ako Na Lang Sana"
c. "Ikaw na lang ang maganda, ikaw ang matalino, ikaw ang mahal ni Itay. Malandi! Haliparot! Inagaw mo ang lahat sa akin, laaahhhaaat!!! - Maricel Soriano in "Inagaw Mo ang Lahat Sa Akin" d. "Para kang isang karinderyang bukas sa lahat ng gustong kumain!" - Vilma Santos in "Palimos Ng Pag-Ibig"

15. Aling pelikula ang pinaka-angkop sa buhay mo?
a. Sister Stella L
b. Temptation Island
c. Curacha. Ang Babaeng Walang Pahinga.
d. Xerex Xaviera, The Film

16 Kung ikaw ang magiging 8th dwarf ni Snow White, malamang ikaw si:
a. dorky
b. cuddly
c. flirty
d. horny

17. Sa alumni homecoming party nyo, nakasabay mo yung long-time crush mo sa buffet table. Ano ang gagawin mo?
a. Tatakpan mo mukha mo ng plato, para di ka nya makita.
b. Smile lang and say, "Uy long time no see." Sabay kilig deep inside.
c. Kukuha ka ng hotdog-on-a-stick at kakainin mo 'to sa harap nya as teasingly and provocatively as yuo can.
d. Sasabihin mo sa kanya, "Hi. Ubos na pala yung cake. Pwedeng ikaw na lang dessert ko?" (the best pickupline ever! LOL!)

18. May nakita kang nananilip sa bintana ng banyo nyo habang naliligo ka. Anong gagawin mo?
a. Sisigaw ng "Tulong, may manyak!!!"
b. Bubulong ng "Tulong, may manyak!" para walang makarinig.
c. Sasayaw ng "Oops! I Did It Again!" habang naliligo. Since may audience ka, why not show off your talent?
d. Sasabihin sa naninilip na, "Ikaw lang ba mag-isa? Call your friends, the more the merrier!"

19. Kung isa kang pagkain, malamang ikaw ay:
a. Butterfinger - "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger."
b. KFC - "Finger-lickin' good!"
c. Oreo - "Twist, lick, dunk."
d. M&Ms - "Melts in your mouth, not in you hand!"

20. Bonus question: Kung ikaw ay pasaway na tagalog film, ano kaya ang pamagat mo?
a. Doggy at Pussy: Mga Alagang Pasaway (Animated film ito tungkol sa mga aso't pusa)
b. Amazona at ang Gubat ng Ligaya (Action-Adventure film ito)
c. Manananggal ng Lakas (Shake Rattle and Roll Part 7)
d. Ang Tikoy Matigas Na (Mano Po Part 4)

SCORING SYSTEM:
a = 1 point b = 2 pointsc = 3 points d = 4 points

20 to 34 points = Manang/Manong Kung babae ka, ikaw ang totoong halimbawa ng dalagang pilipina. Kung lalaki ka naman, pare kawawa ka naman, we need to find you a date. Isa kang hopeless romantic waiting for your one true love. Malamang tumanda kang binata/dalaga, tsaka mo pagsisisihan na sana kumerengkeng ka nung bata-bata ka pa. Pero sabi nga nila, yang mga manong/manang-types, yan ang mga nasa loob ang kulo. Kaya magpakatotoo ka, drink Sprite!
35 to 49 points = Kikay ("Kikoy" for guys?) Medyo ngayon ka pa lang natututong lumandi. Maharot ka pa lang at hindi pa full-blown haliparot. Mahiyain ka pa ng konti at di mo pa gaanong kabisado ang tamang "moves" pagdating sa flirting, kaya madalas pang sumasablay ang mga hirit mo. Pero you're starting to discover your sexy confidence, and learning how to make a hot impression. Baka wala ka ng regalo from Santa this Christmas, kasi you're turning from nice to naughty, nyahaha!

50 to 64 points = Kerengkeng Isa kang tunay na landutay. You're a tease, at mahilig kang makipag-flirt sa members of the opposite sex (o kahit members of the same sex.) Hindi sayo pinapakilala ng mga kaibigan mo ang mga syota nila kasi nilalandi mo lang, pero hindi mo naman inaagaw. Mostly hanggang naughty fun ka lang, alam mo pa din ang limitations mo sa pakikipaglandian... huwag ka lang malalasing.

65 to 80 points = Dyosa(for girls)/Machete(for guys) Maaari kang bigyan ng haliparot-of-the-year award. Isa kang totoong sex god/goddess. Yo know what you want and you go for it, wala ng kiyeme. Idol mo si Samantha Jones ng "Sex and the City." Walang makahindi sayo dahil kadalasan, naka-posas na sila bago pa man din nila malaman ang totoong hangarin mo. Maaaring nasa bilibid o koreksyunal ka na ngayon sa kasong exhibitionism, voyeurism, o acts of lasciviousness. Sa elementarya pa lang ay na-principal ka na sa kasong public display of affection.

I'm in the last group, of course... muhahaha.... joke.... hope you had fun. :D

Sunday, February 10, 2008

"excuse me, isn't this a passageway?" - lalaking/babaeng mataray sa high street

okay... i know , i know.... this blog is endangered... in fact, it's risk of extinction is very high... 2 months? waaa... and it's my lack of time and energy to blog that made it so. but guess what? some kind of miracle happened and for the past weeks, we're not so busy. last week, i recall being busy only on wednesday.... but duh, wednesdays are always hell. but there's always friday to look forward to. who ever said that saturday started the weekend? friday IS the new saturday... haha... and this week, we automatically get 2 days off! moreover, there's field demo practice on monday and tuesday, and i'm SIIGE... haha... that leaves wednesday.... but whatever, my body has already adapted to the heat of wednesday hell... lalalala... i love 4th quarter! and because of this, i might actually be able to blog more... yey!

before i narrate the events of yesterday's very fun events, i want to share this optical illusion first.
what do you see? i bet you see an intimate couple... haha... but do you see 9 dolphins?



muhahaha... i bet not... it took me several minutes to figure out where the freaking dolphins are... according to where i got it, children see the 9 dolphins and not the couple. but not-so-innocent non-children (haha... wat?) see the couple and have a hard time locating the dolphins. young children can't see the couple because they don't have any any memory of intimate couples or anything related to such scenario. so, you're not so innocent anymore. haha... if you can't find the dolphins in 6 seconds, you're mind is corrupted and may need help... tsktsk... waaaaaaa... i can't believe it gave me such a hard time... good luck corrupted minds! (evil laugh) ^_____^
so anyway, back to the events of yesterday... actually a lot has happened for the past 2 months.... but, oh well... it might take me the whole week to tell everything... so i'll just stick to the most recent events.

so anyway, haha.. yesterday started quite peacefully.... who knew such a peaceful start could end with not-so-peaceful events? i woke up and prepared for the play meeting at school. but it turned out to be a PROPS meeting after all... because only props people and guia who were there. anyway, i started helping out anyway and it was a very peaceful working mood for almost 2 hours... with a few laughs here and there, of course. apparently, lisette was hosting a "going to high street and playing frisbee afterwards" gimmick and invited me. i almost didn't go because i haven't asked for permission yet. plus, i didn't have any money nor a mindset on going out. i was looking forward to sleeping the whole day and watching DVDs... haha... but anyway, i made the right decision and asked my mom who allowed me to go, as long as i go home with my sisters at 5. thank God for the 500 hidden in the "emergency flap" of my wallet.

anyway, after a half hour or so, i found myself in lisette's car with lisette (duh), romano, jonas, allan, marc, lance, and lisette's mother and sister. we were dropped off at high street. our 1st stop was food, of course. i was sort of hungry by then because i only ate cereals for breakfast...
they decided to eat at conti's (yes! sosyalan... feeling mayaman e... pero actually poor nmn... haha)... unfortunately, the restaurant was full and there were already 5 groups in the waiting list. we decided to wait (i don't know why).... there were chairs outside for the waiting people... for some weird reason, it was not occupied.... the waiter said that if the other people in the waiting list didn't come when a table was available then we would get it. and this is where the fun began... haha... how do i say this... the chairs were arranged in a manner wherein it surrounded the passageway to the restaurant... it was actually lined in both the left and right sides of the walkway.

so we were there talking about random stuff when this girl or boy (im not sure... haha... kasi nmn e... mukha siyang lalaki... pero may hinaharap... kaso may kaholding hands na girl na may itsura.. o dba nakakalito?) stared at us for like 5 seconds and suddenly blurted out "excuse me, isn't this a passageway?" in a mataray deep voice... ugh... so basic instinct told us to withdraw our feet right away... the truth is we never noticed that it was a walkway... people who were passing by and entering the restaurant was using another direction... it didn't bother me so much that he/she wanted to use that walkway.... it's just that.... the nerve! you could have said excuse me and stopped there... why the need for side comments definitely uncalled for? gosh. and using that deep mataray voice.. haha.. but the heck with him/her... we ended laughing when he/she was gone... someone (i forgot who) even said, "sana pala hndi ko na lang tinabi ung paa ko." haha... we were planning some evil things when he/she walked out of the restaurant... but we decided not to pursue it... haha.. syempre ganyan tlga pag Agustino... magalang pa din kahit na binastos.. yes nmn... application ba ito ng RHGP?

anyway, after 1 hour (ata) of waiting, we finally got a table... and it originally was meant for only 5 people so we were cramped... it was fun anyway... i ordered fish and chips and finished it quite quickly since i was starving by then. we decided not to give any tip for making us wait for an hour and because the waiter didn't "balat" romano's prawns... it was almost impossible to do so because of lack of space... but we ended up giving our sukli as tip anyway..... all is good.. ^_^

after that, we went to krispy kreme for delicious original glazed donuts. and, we had to talk to lisette's church to get transpo to the Army Field where we were to play frisbee... our immediate comment about the Church was "WOW! SOSYALAN!". it had many floors, an elevator, a bookstore, aircon, and many more... apparently, the frisbee thing was a kind of an activity the poeple who go to that Church did every saturday... there were many Augustinians and the parish comminuty was so close... i almost felt jealous... haha... we even saw paulo bediones... LOL....

they provided us free transpo to the field itself... at first, we were hesistant to play because we were shy and we didn't know how plus we didn't know anyone! (yes ang dami excuses e noh). but, the people turned out to be very friendly and fun..... we ended up having the best time.... they taught us how to play frisbee, a surprisingly fun sport. haha... we even participated in a "real" game after much practice.... it turns out most of us had potential.... yes naman....c marc nga nangangarir na agad e...... nagdadive pa? yes naman.... haha..... i was riding home with marc so at 5:50, his mom arrived and we had to go... the final score was a tie - 2-2... i didn't want to leave yet because i was having so much fun and i was meeting many people.
well anyway, that's all for now... hoping i could blog religiously from now on... goodluck to me! :D